Husband Panics When His Wife Goes Missing. But I Did Not Expect This Reaction From The Police.
We all know they saying ‘Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus‘. So it is no surprise that men show their affections differently than women. They also seem to have a different perspective on things and take notice of things that women might not. This hilarious joke on a mans missing wife is proof of this.
A husband contacted the police to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife. This is a transcript of his conversation with the police officer.
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.
Policeman: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Policeman: Slim or fat?
Husband: Not slim, not fat.
Policeman: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Policeman: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Policeman: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Policeman: Was she driving?
Policeman: Color of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, and then the husband started crying.
Policeman: Don’t worry sir, we will find your car.