Things Dogs Hate About Humans

  1. Blaming your farts on me… Not funny
  2. Yelling at me for barking… I’m a dog, you idiot!
  3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isnt all over everything while you’re out the house. (Have you never noticed that your toothbrush smells of kitty litter?
  4. Talking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
  5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose… just STOP it
  6. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth – you’re just jealous
  1. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed that I have fur?
  2. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
  3. Taking me to the vet’s for ‘the big snip’ then acting when I freak out every time we go back.
  4. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw . You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the someone at the top of the food chain.

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